Brian... ROTFLMAO!!!
Reminds me of years ago when the parents we getting a new septic system installed, and the 12x12 shed (which was built on a heavy-duty wooden base), had to be moved. My brother fastened a chain to it and prepared to drag it across the yard, out of the way. The contractor crew on the backhoe commented that "That'll never move that...". My brother eased into the hydro (149) to get it moving, then "dumped the 4-barrels", promptly relocating the shed in a quick-like fashion 250 feet away in less than 30 seconds, much to the shagrin of the non-believers...