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Interesting! Makes me think of the Wankel when they first started showing it.
Anyway...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjcrUaIZCt0
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you
Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East.
I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work.”



IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW, YOU WILL
RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
 
Afternoon Sex
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are screwing!!'

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're screwing?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
 
Voted Best Joke in Ireland.....


John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
melife, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at
the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his
wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast ofthe night." She
said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary
ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man
chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the othernight at the
pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years.
"Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other
time he fell asleep".
 
As a kid I always wanted to be like the Hulk......now I know why.
 
I think this should go in the "How cold is it" section in the Sandbox.
 
Tom,

You sure have to like those, cold or not they look like fun.
We used to joke about them being large enough to run a deck blade nut on!
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