A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree
hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of
Land near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the
highest points that she decided to climb.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the
ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she
hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an
environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to
get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her
to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help
her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then
told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility. And I'm
sorry, but due to Obama-Care, they turned you down.