Do you know any Idioms ? Of course you do !

[kostendorf]

As big as a barn.
Your barn door is open.
On the end of the cows tail.
One rung down on the ladder.
The lights are on but nobodies home.

 

[aschumacher]

Not the brightist bulb in the lamp store...

 

[kshultz]

"Busier than a cat trying to cover **** on a marble floor"

"Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kickin' contest"

 

[jjsmith]

...Few fries short of a happy meal..

 

[fcurrier]

Harder than a whore's heart.

 

[jclazar]

"That makes about as much sense as wiping your a$$ before you sh%t !"

 

[vthomley]

Why does half of these IDIOMS refer to Art....????? LOL

 

[stanner]

Drier than popcorn farts....

 

[lbuttke]

Cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey.

 

[lbuttke]

And no it has nothing to do with an actual monkey.

 

[wshytle]

Colder than a witches tit.

Colder than a well diggers a$$.

Faster than greased lightening!

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[jchamberlin]

My father-in-law has some wonderful idioms that he picked up in over 40 years of practicing psychiatry and counseling patients. My favorite (not posted on Allen's referenced site) is:

"Hotter than a two-bit pistol in a border battle."
Of course, my father-in-law is old enough (over 90 years old) to remember that a "bit" is 25 cents, or the price of a shave and a hair cut way back when.

 

[memorgan]

Slicker than Owl Sh#t on a hot tin roof

That Dog will hunt!!

 

[fcurrier]

A face only a mother could love.

 

[thoffman]

From my wise Father...Good thing Henry Ford didn't invent man....he would have put his "A" hole under his nose. Needless to say he didn't like Ford products.

 

[rmcshane]

From the words of my great-grandfather...

"It's windier than a sack of a$$holes!"

 

[sblunier]

"It's about to rain like a cow pi$$in' on a flat rock" ......(and if you've every seen the real thing you'll RUN for the house when somebody says that to you!!!)

"Tighter than a bull's a$$"

"Runs like a raped ape"

 

[aschumacher]

I thought it was 'Tighter than a crabs a$$' ?

 

[fcurrier]

Number than a pounded thumb.

 

[rmcshane]

"You ain't got enough brains to drive a piss ant's motor scooter around a Cheerio!" -family friend