Wild Bill -
I don't know that online English will ever be correct English.
I ran your post thru the Dialectizer so others could understand - note I'm using the translator site's descriptions, not mine!
Redneck:
Glen: T'other fo'um has members who insist on thet butchard inglish BS. They doesn't speak like thet in varmint, but type like thet on th' site. Af'er wadin' through sevahal posts per page wif thet crap in them, it gits OLD! Fry mah hide! ah 'unnerstan'' whut yer 'sayin'', but come on, usin' th' co'reck letters, o' addin' 1 o' 2 mo'e letters completes th' wo'ds/wo'ds ennyway! Fry mah hide! ah knows ah's not an owny o' moderato' of this hyar site, but PLEASE doesn't git thet crap started on this hyar site!! Fry mah hide!
Elmer Fudd:
Gwen: De othew fowum has membews who insist on that butchewed engwish BS. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Dey don't speak wike that in pewson, but type wike that on the site. Aftew wading thwough sevewaw posts pew page wif that cwap in them, it gets OWD! I 'undewstand' what you awe 'saying', but come on, using the cowwect wettews, ow adding 1 ow 2 mowe wettews compwetes the wowds/wowds anyway! I know I'm not an ownew ow modewatow of this site, but PWEASE don't get that cwap stawted on this site!!
"moron":
Glen: De odeh f'um has membehs who insist on dat butchehid english BS. Dey don't speak like dat in pehson, but type like dat on the, ERRRR, site. Afteh wadigg drough sebehal posts peh page wid dat crap in dem, it gets OLD! Doihh, COOL! I 'undehstand' what you are 'sayigg', but come on, usigg the, errr, correck lettehs, duuhhhh, or abbigg 1 or 2 more lettehs c'pletes the, uh, the words/words anyway! Doihh, COOL! I know I'm not an owneh or modehator of dis site, uh uh uh, but PLEASE don't get dat crap startid on dis site! Huh huh!! Doihh, COOL!
And of course, Pig Latin:
Englay: Ethay otheryay orumfay ashay embersmay owhay insistyay onyay atthay utcheredbay englishyay bSay. Eythay on'tday eakspay ikelay atthay inyay ersonpay, utbay ypetay ikelay atthay onyay ethay itesay. Afteryay adingway oughthray everalsay ostspay erpay agepay ithway atthay apcray inyay emthay, ityay etsgay OLDyay! Iyay 'understand'yay atwhay youay areyay 'aying'say, utbay omecay onyay, usingyay ethay orrectcay etterslay, oryay addingyay 1 oryay 2 oremay etterslay ompletescay ethay ordsway/ordsway anywayyay! Iyay owknay I'myay otnay anyay owneryay oryay oderatormay ofyay isthay itesay, utbay EASEPLAY on'tday etgay atthay apcray artedstay onyay isthay itesay!!
Have fun:
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/, but let's not get carried away here...